#HandicappedPickupLines
- I think I’m falling for you. Nope, just have terrible motor skills. Carry on.
- You must be Jamaican because Jamaican me miss the special olympics.
- Hey baby wanna come back to my room? You drive.
- Is your vagina wheelchair accessible?
- I lost my number, can you give me my colostomy bag?
- Knock Knock. *Who’s There?* My cleft palate on your vagina.
- I wanna go down on you. It’s because I have Downs Syndrome
- Hey, my physical therapist thinks you’re cute.
- I didn’t orgasm, I’m having a seizure
- Was your dad a baker? Cause I like Honey Buns!
- If I could have two things it would be that sweet ass and the ability to walk on my own.
- Did it hurt? When I ran over your shoe with my wheelchair.
- I want to fuck you the way God fucked me.
- I’m gonna handigap your asshole.
- If being sexy was a crime you’d probably share a jail cell with the drunk driver who crippled me.
- I actually have Nympoglycemia
- Did you fart cause you blew me away. Also, did I just fart because I have no feeling below my waist.
- Damn girl, milk does a body good, so does functioning chromosomes.
- When God made you, he ignored me because I have a large head & drool a lot.
- You’re so hot your remind me of the over my parents tried to put me in because they’re ashamed of the abomination they created.
- You wanna make Jerry’s Kids with me?
- Do your feet hurt? Mine’s prosthetic :(
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put 7 and potatoes together. I like potatoes.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put me next to dinosaurs RAAARRR!!!!
- Are you tired? Because you’ve been wheeling around my mind all day.
- Do you wash your pants in windex? Because I just shit mine.
- Did it hurt when you fell? I fall a lot because I have 1.4 legs.
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#DudeLoveActually
#ScottHallPass
#MoviesRewrittenFor90sWrestlers
- Scott Hall Pass
- The British BullDogma
- Sparkplug Bob Hollywood Homocides
- Rey Mysterio Science Theater 3000
- Big Trouble in Little Chyna
- Kurt Angles in the Outfield
- Blood Diamond Dallas Page
- Dude Love Actually
- I Love You, Mankind
- How to Train Your Ultimo Dragon
- All About Steve(n Regal)
- Dusty Rhodes to Perdition
- Harry Potter & The Sorcerer’s Stone Cold Steve Austin
- Ricky the Dragon SteamBoat Trip
- What About Bob Backlund?
- Monty Python: Life With Brian Pillman
- The Virgil Suicides
- Tango & Kevin Nash
- Honky Tonk Man on Fire
- Jerry Lawler-biding Citizen
- Mark Henry Poole is Here
- Harley Race to Witch Mountain
- Savio Vegas Vacation
- Bend it Like Benoit
- Mr. Perfect Storm
- I Am Number Four Hoursemen
- Dear John Cena
